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(10/04/09)
Chapter IV: Deep Thought

While I shit and meditate
should I really defecate
or rather ponder on life’s meaning
while out my piss is streaming?

I thought about this for five minutes or so
while sitting on what Krauts call “Klo”
but I couldn’t really make up my mind
until I began to wipe my behind.

That’s when I realized I had done the two:
I had shite on my mind and in the loo!